After Melania issued a rare public statement Thursday downplaying her association with Jeffrey Epstein, observers were left with a single question: why? No, seriously, why?!
Her husband’s ties to the convicted sex criminal aren’t exactly a secret. In fact, they’ve pretty much swallowed up the entire first year of his latest presidency.
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“The lies linking me to the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today,” she said, without referencing any specific lies that needed to end.
But as more information is revealed, it appears the possible explanation for Melania’s curious denial traces back to a Brazilian model and potential whistleblower.
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