Gibbering Biden Invents Fake Story About Uncle Being Eaten By Cannibals To Attack Trump

Joe Biden twice told a completely made up story Wednesday about his uncle/grandfather (we don’t really know which he means) being eaten by cannibals in New Guinea, as a way of attacking Donald Trump.

Biden told the story on the tarmac while headed to Pittsburgh, saying that Ambrose Finnegan, or ‘uncle Bosey’ was in the Army Air Corps and got “shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals” while on reconnaissance.

“They never recovered his body, but the government went back when I went down there, and they checked and found some parts of the plane,” Biden claimed.

He then immediately attacked Trump by repeating the ‘Trump said fallen US service members are suckers and losers’ hoax, again.

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