Don’t hate the player; hate the game, the old saying goes, and Sacramento politicians have taken the political pimp-losophy to new lows by trying to use some tricknology to get voters to pay for their lifestyle. So artful, so poetic is the audacious plan that it comes with its own hype man.
Your humble West Coast, Messed Coast™ correspondent will cover that doozy as well as these amazing stories from what used to be known as the West Coast, Best Coast.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Let’s gooooo!
‘Hey, Baby, don’t listen to them. They don’t care for you like I do’
Having gone to one of Portland’s worst-performing high schools back in the day, I remember watching male classmates trying to talk girls into becoming a “girlfriend” in hopes of somehow turning them into, as James Brown not-so-subtly put it, a “sex machine.”
Now, when I see politicians talking to the serfs about their latest money grab gambit, I’m reminded of the old days of bad come-on lines and slick Dirty Harrys and Shafts kicking those old pimps in the backsides and having that .44 cocked and locked. Sacramento needs guys like that. Metaphorically speaking, I mean. And you’ll agree with me in just a few more sentences.
Now, the Democrat Party one-party rulers have decided to expend public resources to hype their own ballot measure to convince dumb voters to pay for their political campaigns. Talk about regulatory capture. Put more simply, Proposition 4 would allow the pimps to take a much higher percentage from each of their stable of… workers to buy another crib or Range Rover.
At least that’s the way I see it.
Hellbound and Down 