Things just keep getting worse for the pink-shirted, silly sandwich boy who threw his footlong sub at a federal officer watching over Washington streets this week. Now we know what he does for a living. Hold on, make that what he did for a living.
If you missed this D.C. streets melodrama, let’s bring you up to speed.
A D.C. street videographer originally captured the incident on Monday night. The videographer, whose handle is “gap4l,” watched in amusement with his friends as the man, dressed in a pink shirt and shorts, became unraveled entirely when he became triggered by seeing police and federal officers patrolling the D.C. streets.
The man, who had just spent 13 bucks for a footlong sammy, became unraveled when he saw the officers cross the street. With a footlong in his left hand, the pink-shirted man began screaming profanity at the cops, telling them, “F*** you!”
Thinking better of the profanity, apparently, he began a barrage of “shame! shame! shame!” as the nonplussed officers looked back at the crazy man while they crossed the street to post themselves on the opposite corner.
The sandwich holder walked away from the officers and down the opposite block, but, apparently overcome with rage, he did an about-face and stomped back toward the cops. Before he crossed the street to confront them, he asked the videographer about the vehicles “the fascists” drove to get there and found out that they were in “all those white cars.” That’s when the pink-shirted sandwich boy crossed the street to pepper the officers with profane name-calling.
Pointing at the officers, he cupped his hand to announce to anyone listening that “the fascists” were present. Clearly, he hoped to gather a crowd to intimidate the officers. Realizing his announcement fell on deaf ears, he confronted officers again and, in a fit of pique, threw his sandwich, hitting an officer in the chest.
Hellbound and Down 