Anti-aging fanatic Bryan Johnson slammed for ‘gross’ post tracking son’s erection data

Anti-aging fanatic Bryan Johnson is facing fierce backlash over his “weird” and “gross” post exposing data tracking his teenage son’s nighttime erections. 

On Wednesday, the 47-year-old tech mogul posted screenshots showing data from an overnight erection-tracking machine for both himself and his 19-year-old son, Talmage.

The data he posted included the number of erections, average duration, average quality and overall sleep efficiency. 

“His duration is two minutes longer than mine,” Johnson wrote in the post on X.

“Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.”

Public reaction to Johnson’s nocturnal admissions ranged from shock to disgust.

“For the love of God, why would you post this on the internet publicly? I feel bad for your son,” one user wrote on X.

“I have a feeling this won’t even crack the top 10 most disturbing chapters in your son’s inevitable autobiography,” another user wrote.

Johnson was urged to delete the post.

“Still time to delete this buddy,” one user said.

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