Biden Announces He’s Become A Great Grandaddy In The Middle Of Raging Fires Presser

Despite entire neighbourhoods burning to the ground in LA, with people losing their livelihoods and even their lives, Joe Biden blurted out in the middle of a press conference that there was some “good news.”

Talking about himself as usual, Biden said “My son lives out here and his wife and they got notification yesterday their home was probably burned to the ground. Today it appears it may be still standing but not sure.”

He then declared “The good news is, I’m a great-grandfather as of today!”

“My eldest granddaughter had a 10 pound four once baby girl – – baby boy,” Biden continued, adding “So I’ll remember this day for a lot longer.”

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