I don’t know if any of you got to see California’s oleaginous presidential ass-pirant (and still technically governor), Gavin Newsom’s performance at the Munich Security Conference. I know between Secretary of State Rubio’s tour de force appearance, the Hillary traveling freakshow, and AOC’s sideshow comedy act, there’s been a lot of news made, so Randall Flagg Lite might have slipped past your radar.
But he was there, fresh as skunkweed ankle-deep in the flow of a new septic tie-in, every ‘lithe, ardent, energetic, a glimmer of optimism in his eye; Kennedy-esque’ inch of his skeevy frame.
He was so comfortable onstage in that august assemblage that he could convivially remind the Germans that they knew what Nazis were.
He genially whaps the German sitting next to him.
YEAH, YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT NAZIS
As the governor worked the room, making the best possible impression – I only spotted a couple of his trademark shimmies – I thought of another thing he has in common with the Germans – a failed state.
While he’s hiding out in Europe pretending to be someone…
Hellbound and Down 